You Might Be In Your 3rd Trimester If...

Swinging your arms around in the air like a crazy person is the only way you're getting yourself up off the couch.

When that doesn't work, you just lay on your side and roll off.

You've stopped shaving your legs past the knee, and even that is getting questionable.

When the person behind you in the check out lane opens their mouth you say, "yes, I am...about 30 weeks...yes, it's a boy...and yes, my husband is so very excited." before they even say anything.

You've stopped trying to figure out what "more power to you" means.

You're chest looks like a road map from all the veins.

The check out ladies at Target are having a countdown to baby, and they also made you a blanket for the little guy.

(You officially realize you're at Target too much.)

Rolling over at night resembles and possibly sounds like a hibernating bear turning over in his sleep.

You actually stop and think if you really need that thing that just fell on the floor, or can it just lay there for the next 2 months.

You suddenly completely understand why your mom always said, "after all I've done for you."

You used to talk about getting your hair highlighted, your new favorite shoes, or where the best sales are - now you talk about bladder control.

You love your "track pants", but are considering a muumuu to be an even better option.

You go to your old neighbors house and apologize for making fun of her muumuu's, and then ask to borrow one.

You want to tackle any girl you see that is 21 and perky.

And you also have an urge to pull out a picture of yourself to show her from 9 years ago and say, "see!? I used to be you!"

Public bathroom stalls seem to be getting smaller and smaller...which makes turning around in them harder and harder.

Any dish that starts with the word "frosted" or "iced", you'll eat.

Your ankles that are now covered with your husbands tube socks have seen smaller, more attractive days.

You'd do this all times 10 because of the sweet gift that is sooo close to being here. :)

I love being pregnant, but sometimes you just have to laugh at how things are a changin', right??