I say, "Come here right now, I mean it!"
They hear, "run to the next aisle, but not before running (basically) over that elderly lady looking at the clocks."
I say, "If you don't eat all your food, then you will have no snack later."
They hear, "Don't eat, I will nag until the woman gives in - she's clearly at the end of her rope."
I say, "If you put your mouth on that mirror one more time, we're leaving. The workers have to clean that!"
They hear, "Lick the mirror."
I say, "Sit right at the table, you're going to spill something!"
They hear, "Sit on knees, place cup at edge of table, knock it over with your elbow - then watch it spill all over the table, on to the chair, and then on to the floor. In that order."
I say, "Because if you put the blanket over your head while you're walking, you will run into the walls."
They hear, "Do it! Running into walls is awesome - the most fun ever!
I say, "I told you 3 times that we are leaving soon - I'm going as fast as I can!"
They hear, "Ask one more time."
I say, "Because we just painted those walls!"
They hear, "walls aren't complete till coloring is finished - scribbling is the new accent color."
I say, "I love you - more than you can ever imagine. One day, when you become a mommy, then you'll understand."
They hear, "She loves us - more than anything. Even when she is tired, frustrated, or stressed, that lady adores us."
I do believe they are hearing that last one correctly, even if I'm not making myself clear on everything else. :)
They do a half time "dance" to our teams fight song. And can I just say that we have a pretty rockin' little football team - those boys are great little players and SUCH cuties!
Ella just loves it. And I always prove yet again that I am "that mom" by taking 1000 pictures!
Oh I love that sweet 6 year old! 
