Sunday, November 22, 2009

(You Know Me Well)

My Dear Bloggy Friends,
(those of you that help keep me sane)

I love that in my last post you all assumed that I would be at Target - why would you ever think that?? (I totally was.) I mean, it's not like it's one of my favorite places to shop. (love it, no other store compares.) And really, I do frequent other stores. (Never, always go to Target.)

There are lot's of places I could have taken my 5 girls to - where they could get popcorn to munch on while I shop for luxury items and other things for myself. (no where else, and I was buying diapers and stain remover.) Oh and speaking of popcorn, my girls would never spill it all over the floor - and if they did, they would pick each piece up and throw it away. (or maybe I just kicked it to the side of the aisle.) My children are well behaved and proper. (until they see that red bulls eye, it unleashes some kind of crazy in them.)

So in conclusion, I'd like to say that I have been branching out and shopping at other stores. (totally a lie, only Target.) I've realized that there are a lot of other great stores out there (false), and I have grown to love my new retailers. (no growth, just Target.)

Sincerely,
Kate
(Team Target)

12 comments:

megan edelman said...

Ha Kate! You crack me up! GO TEAM TARGET!!!!! Do you accept honorary Canadian members who would almost revoke their own citizenship just to have one closer?

Rana said...

Great post! I would like to become a member of Team Target. Do they give gift cards?

heather@it'stwinsanity said...

I am totally a member of Team Target. We go there two or three times a week, more often when they do their clearance markdowns. My kids think it's normal. I wish we lived near each other. Can you imagine 11 little kids in Target together?

bass family said...

love it! wish we lived near a target... of course maybe it's best that we don't... :)

{The Christian's} said...

Team Target all the way!! Can you believe the closest one is now an hour away! :( I miss my 5 minute drive!!

Katy and Ross said...

I can't imagine why anybody would go somewhere other than Target either :)

Lani said...

LOVE Target, you are not alone.. But I am pretty sure that they have some kind of subliminal messaging going on in the background music or P.A. system which affects my mind and makes it impossible to leave the store without spending a minimum of 100 dollars.

warmchocmilk said...

Yes, I am totally on Team Target..even though they did just lay off one of my friends who worked in advertizing...still my motto is ..."If you can't get it at Target, you don't really need it" Words to live by. :)

Amy said...

lol-- I am so guilty of the 1.50 popcorn and drink combo!! What a deal! :)

Miss said...

sigh...
if ONLY you were funny I might read your blog all.the.time

oh wait...

Clever blonde said...

Hi Kate just curious what do they sell at your Target. WE have Target in Australia, different owners, they sell homewares, clothing and toys etc like a department store but I get the feeling your Target is food and grocery type things? Thanks Donna G

Savvy Little Women - Kate said...

Hey! We do have a small grocery section in ours. It's not the size of a Super Target, but it's pretty nice. Ours has home goods, clothes, and toys too. It's definitely one of my favorite stores!